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Einstien5201 vs. Enkaino Tsukiko

Enkaino Tsukiko: helllp!!! *giggle* Will and I have gone INSANE!! XD
Enkaino Tsukiko: Xavier: "Hmm... *senses Pyro and Mist in the mansion* All right, who are they kidnapping THIS time.. *shakes his head* Last week it was Rogue, before that Cyclops and Jean, now Marit. Won't they just leave me ALONE?"
Stan Lee: "Sorry, Charles, but it's in the contracts..."
Charles: oh, come on. one week, just one. that's all I ask
Stan: But...the contracts....
Charles: *you WILL give me a week of peace*
Stan: c.c *grabs Magneto's helmet and stuffs it on*
Charles: dang..oooh, that means Eric doesn't have it..hmmmm
Enkaino Tsukiko: When Meggie and Will Go Mad: A conversation between Charles and Stan tomorrow, Same Bat Channel, Same Bat Time!
Enkaino Tsukiko: ^^;;;;;
einstien5201: Charles: Eric...you will come to me...you will protect my students
Enkaino Tsukiko: Eric: Buuut I don't waaant toooo... *whines* I was just having a drink at the staff bar! You know, one of the big ones with the little umbrellas!
einstien5201: Charles: Eric, stop acting like a three year old
Enkaino Tsukiko: Eric: Oh, but I enjoy it so much.. *walks over, sulking*
Enkaino Tsukiko: ^^;;;;;;;;
einstien5201: Charles: Now, destroy Weapon X
Enkaino Tsukiko: Eric: "Eric, do this. Eric, do that. Eric, make a statue of me, and make sure its cueball head shines as much as mine." Hmph! And they wonder why I turned evil.. *mutters and destroys Weapon X*
Enkaino Tsukiko: ^^;;;;
Enkaino Tsukiko: I need to cut back on the sugar, no? =P
Enkaino Tsukiko: ^^;;

einstien5201: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
einstien5201: she's gone!!!!!!!!!
Enkaino Tsukiko: o.o?
einstien5201: *cries*
einstien5201: she's back!
Enkaino Tsukiko: o.o;;....
Enkaino Tsukiko: you need help o.o;;;;;
einstien5201: sorry...
einstien5201: ya...

einstien5201: Meggie v. Meg: A Supreme Court case in which each client sued for the right to use the name 'Meg'
einstien5201: The Court: Justices Data, Worf, Riker, La Forge, Kanobi, Jinn, Skywalker, and Skywalker
einstien5201: with the honorable Chief Justice Picard presiding
einstien5201: the court was divided 5-4 in favor of Meg
einstien5201: though Justice Kanobi did give a rousing dissent
einstien5201: wrong skywalker, Meggie
einstien5201: Justice Luke Skywalker
Enkaino Tsukiko: o.o
einstien5201: Justice Lea (sp?) Skywalker
Enkaino Tsukiko: ohhh
Enkaino Tsukiko: Leia ^^
Enkaino Tsukiko: Leia Organa ^_~ she was legally adopted
Enkaino Tsukiko: though you could go for Mara Jade Skywalker. ^^
einstien5201: former Chief Justice Anakin Skywalker passed away during the last presidential election
Enkaino Tsukiko: ohhhh. yeah, he got in a fight with Justice Yoda and was beaten to death with a stick, ne?
einstien5201: actually....
einstien5201: he was instrumental in the forcible overthrow of former President Sidious (real name?)
einstien5201: unfortunalty, the former President managed to kill him in the process
einstien5201: you listening?
einstien5201: I was just about to go into how President Crusher nominated Justice Picard after his admirable arbitration in the Grecko-Turkish conflict
Enkaino Tsukiko: Sidious is correct ^^ proper name is Palpatine
einstien5201: after the Turks, led by General Martok, attacked a Greek stronghold held by Commander Sarek
einstien5201: ok
Enkaino Tsukiko: *blinkblink* ...trek trivia?
einstien5201: President Crusher, the first US President to win a Nobel prize in the sciences

Enkaino Tsukiko: *poke*
einstien5201: x_x
Enkaino Tsukiko: *idea*
Enkaino Tsukiko: *evil idea*
einstien5201: *dead*
Enkaino Tsukiko: *evil idea that lets doug see tara transform....*
einstien5201: *alive*
einstien5201: hrmmm?

Enkaino Tsukiko: hey
Enkaino Tsukiko: she made a face
einstien5201: ?
Enkaino Tsukiko: that means she's not dead
Enkaino Tsukiko: she was faking
Enkaino Tsukiko: baad meg
einstien5201: uh....
Enkaino Tsukiko: o.o
einstien5201: heh....
einstien5201: damn
einstien5201: um...ya...
einstien5201: *dies*
Enkaino Tsukiko: o.o;
Enkaino Tsukiko: *polishes halo* c.c;;;;;;;;;;;;;
einstien5201: *dead*
Enkaino Tsukiko: *polishpolish* *blame on ish* *polishpolish*
einstien5201: *dead*
Enkaino Tsukiko: c.c;;;;;;
einstien5201: *dead*
Enkaino Tsukiko: *puts an ewok mask on you* c.c;;;;;;;;; *blames that on ish, too*
einstien5201: *dead*
Enkaino Tsukiko: *snickers* c.c;;;;; *waves magical edit button fairy wand and VOILA! will is an ewok*
einstien5201: *dead*
Enkaino Tsukiko: *giggles*
einstien5201: *dead*
Enkaino Tsukiko: =DDDDD YOU'RE AN EWOK!!
Enkaino Tsukiko: this is vastly amusing =DDD
einstien5201: *dead*
Enkaino Tsukiko: *balances a cheese platter on your nose*
einstien5201: *dead*
Enkaino Tsukiko: *sets a tribble by the platter*
Lady Megana: LoL
Enkaino Tsukiko: einstien5201: *dead*
Enkaino Tsukiko: Bwaaa ^^ *watches the tribble turn into trillions of tribbles* w00t!
einstien5201: *dead*
Enkaino Tsukiko: *finds a marshmallow* oOoOo
einstien5201: *dead*
Enkaino Tsukiko: *fights the tribbles for the marshmallow*
einstien5201: *isn't sure which would be worse...*
Enkaino Tsukiko: MARSHMALLOWTRIBBLE! =DDDD *swallows tribble with marshmallow*
einstien5201: @_@
einstien5201: uh-oh
Enkaino Tsukiko: BWAAA! YOU DIDN'T SAY *DEAD*!! =DDDD

Enkaino Tsukiko: ...this was a geek party
einstien5201: oooh
einstien5201: ok
einstien5201: that explains it
Enkaino Tsukiko: you know, the school nerds? ^^;;;
einstien5201: ya
einstien5201: I know
Enkaino Tsukiko: not that I was in school
Enkaino Tsukiko: nope, I'd already done my twelve days of eighth grade...u.u
einstien5201: no interest in the opposite sex until 16/17
einstien5201: if then
Enkaino Tsukiko: if then ^^;
Enkaino Tsukiko: lol!
Enkaino Tsukiko: gmta
einstien5201: oooh
einstien5201: GMTA
einstien5201: @_@
Enkaino Tsukiko: ahhH!!!
einstien5201: scary
einstien5201: stop that!
Enkaino Tsukiko: GAHH STOP!

Enkaino Tsukiko: *dead*
einstien5201: *dead*
einstien5201 has left the room.
Enkaino Tsukiko: o-o
Enkaino Tsukiko: duuude
Enkaino Tsukiko: dead people can leave rooms o-o

Enkaino Tsukiko: littling pine minions in the mothership are after you
einstien5201: *nods*
einstien5201: i knoew
einstien5201: they sort posts, they do
Enkaino Tsukiko: but..but..sorting wouldn't be very chaotic..they CAN'T sort..
Enkaino Tsukiko: they are my Minionses of Chaoses, they are.
einstien5201: but they doooo
einstien5201: so says the board
Enkaino Tsukiko: no!
Enkaino Tsukiko: the board is WRONG! *sits and pouts*
einstien5201: it said once 'Topics 4 of 4 sorted by little pine minions in the mothership"
Enkaino Tsukiko: noooo
Enkaino Tsukiko: it was wronnnnggg
Enkaino Tsukiko: it can't sort things
einstien5201: 'cause the drop menus are the last to load
Enkaino Tsukiko: that would be organizational instead of oxymoronical and that's BAD.
einstien5201: and it still showed Meg's siggie through them
Enkaino Tsukiko: *poutsulk*
einstien5201: but you can be chaotic if you want
einstien5201: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Enkaino Tsukiko: MOOOOOOOOOO!!
Enkaino Tsukiko: we need psychiatric treatment o.o

Enkaino Tsukiko: I could bring Jar Jar binks in if we really want to kill the chat
einstien5201: nah
einstien5201: that'd kill Binks
Enkaino Tsukiko: hmmm
Enkaino Tsukiko: no, he's indestructable
Enkaino Tsukiko: things that stupid never die
einstien5201: lol
einstien5201: just like...CHIBI USA!
Enkaino Tsukiko: Yes

Enkaino Tsukiko: *dresses Willish as an Ewoksih*
Einstien5201: *BOING*
Einstien5201: O.o
Einstien5201: *cute*
Enkaino Tsukiko: Ewokish o.o
Einstien5201: *fuzzy*
Einstien5201: *big eyes*

Einstien5201 (10:34:29 PM): O:-)
Enkaino Tsukiko (10:34:48 PM): *BEATS YOU TO DEATH WITH A SPOON!!*
Einstien5201 (10:34:55 PM): lol
Enkaino Tsukiko (10:35:25 PM): *removes certain parts of your body with said spoon*
Einstien5201 (10:35:34 PM): O.o
Enkaino Tsukiko (10:35:37 PM): *tosses rest of carcass into flaming pit*
Einstien5201 (10:35:47 PM): O.o
Enkaino Tsukiko (10:35:54 PM): *dusts off hands*
Einstien5201 (10:36:23 PM): O.o
Enkaino Tsukiko (10:36:37 PM): *gives spoon to Meg*


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