Enkaino Tsukiko : The most wonderful thing about Ti Tis is that Ti Tis are wonderful things, their tops are made out of mallets, their bottoms are made out of caffeine theyyyy're hyper hyper hyper hyper funfunfunfunfun! and the most wonderful thing about Ti Tis is I'm the only one! =P

Enkaino Tsukiko : hmm...naaahh..quasi only good for one thing...
Enkaino Tsukiko : has head like trampoline...:-D
Enkaino Tsukiko : *jumps up and down on Quasi's head*
Enkaino Tsukiko : Jumping up and doooown, jumping up and down, Quasi's head is squishy, jumping up and down :D

Enkaino Tsukiko : *steals the proper spelling of invitation and puts it where it ought to be* c.c eeevil typo demons..EVIL I SAY! *glares at them in annoyance*
Enkaino Tsukiko : ¬¬ *whaps at the typo demons with a tuna*

Enkaino Tsukiko : OoOoOo...little plastic bimbos floating round my heaad..la la la..lalala..la..la..*thunk*

Enkaino Tsukiko : *turns a cartwheel and smashes into the wall* Why do walls ALWAYS appear when I do something silly, like cartwheels? ><
Enkaino Tsukiko : They do! I also have a peanut gallery that follows me around O.o;;

Enkaino Tsukiko: *pokes brain* SEE? you're supposed to be in BED so you don't DO things like that.
Brain: gripe gripe gripe, whine whine whine. it's your fault, not mine, I don't get these ideas, YOU do.
WELL IT'S YOUR FAULT ANYWAY! =.=;
Enkaino Tsukiko: ...did I just have a discussion with my brain, or am I hallucinating?
Enkaino Tsukiko: (please say I'm hallucinating. x.x)
Enkaino Tsukiko: *blink* ... *blink* ... *blink* oh dear.
Enkaino Tsukiko: the Evil Lightbulb of Strangeness has struck agaaaaiinnn...@.@

Enkaino Tsukiko: Meg & Ti's Great Adventure
Bus Parody One - Trek vs. Wars

"Dun..DUN! Dun dun dun DUNNN dun!"
The theme played in Meg's mind repeatedly as she attempted to type, sounding over..and over..and OVER. Ti had fallen asleep with her portable CD player on at full volume, both headset - which the younger traveler had long since removed - and player out of Meg's reach. The dratted song was stuck in her head, and worst of all, it was Star Wars!
Meg: *twitchmumbletwitch* Soundtrack..of heathens..
Ti: *wakes up and gulps a Pepsi* Heathens? Where? Can I beat them over the head with a mallet?
Meg: You!
Ti: Me? I'm not a heathen. I'm a Star Wars otaku! *beams*
Meg: ...Heathen.
Quasi: *pops onto the bus through a Handy-Dandy Plothole and walks past Meg and Ti's seats, talking to himself...
...or at least, to something on his hand...
Meg: Hey! It's Quasi!
Ti: I wonder how he got here.
Meg: *shrugs* QUAAASSIIII!
Quasi: *looks up and blink* Meg! Ti! ^_^ Hello! How did I get here?
Ti: *pouts* that was MY line! Yours is down here. See? *points at the highlighted line on the script*
Quasi: Whoops, sorry. Ahem. *shuffles through his script and reaches the proper line, then begins reading everything on the script, including the names and actions* "Hello. Titanite: (blinks and looks at Quasi, puzzled) How did you get here? Quasi: I don't know. I was just walking down my hallway and suddenly, I was here. (Quasi beams) I didn't even have to buy a ticket!"
Meg: *sweatdrop* Say, Quasi, what's on your hand?
Quasi: My Best Yoda.
Ti: Yoda? Where?! :D *pulls out Yoda ears and starts singing a horribly butchered version of the Mickey Mouse Club Theme* Y-o-d, yodda yodda yodda! A! Absolutely hilarious! y-o-d-aaaaa, yoda yoda! yoda yoda!

Enkaino Tsukiko: Quasi: My Best Yoda.
Ti: Yoda? Where?! :D *pulls out Yoda ears and fastens them over her own* Yo-yo, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda. Met him in a swamp in Dagobah, I don't know the words, but I'll sing the song anyway, Yoooda! Yo Yo Yo Yo Yooodaaa..
Meg: *pulls out duct tape and waves it towards Ti threateningly*
Ti: *replaces Yoda ears with angel halo*
Meg: Much better. Now, Quasi, what is a.. "My Best *twitch* Yoda" anyway?
Meg: wait, aren't those halos donuts? ^__^
Enkaino Tsukiko: Ti: *replaces Yoda ears with angel halo*
Meg: Ooh! Donut! *grabs the halo and munches on it* Now, Quasi, what is a.. "My Best *twitch* Yoda" anyway?
Quasi: A puppet!
Meg: ..A puppet?
Quasi: Yeah!
Chibi Ti: *pops in on Meg's head, hands her a magazine ad for a My Best Yoda, and pops back out*

Enkaino Tsukiko: *told parents about Guardian Tribble* :D
Enkaino Tsukiko: Mom said: "I remember tribbles. I think. They looked like cousin it."
Enkaino Tsukiko: Dad: "What's a tribble?"
Me: "A creature eviller than our cat."
Dad: "You can't have one."
Me: ^^ "How about a wookiee?"
Dad: "...no."
Me: "Darn."
Enkaino Tsukiko: *^^*
Enkaino Tsukiko: *giggle* it's so much fun to be me :D
Enkaino Tsukiko: Then Mom asked why I mentioned tribbles, and I said that there was a tribble who acted as the animal guide to Sailor Trek. "Sailor Trek? What's that?" Me: *deadpan* "MOM! I told you! Sailor Trek is one of the Senshi that appears in the Stars manga!" Mom: "She is?"
Enkaino Tsukiko: Mom: "But I thought that was Galaxia.."
Me: "No! It's Trek! Honest!"
Mom: "Okay."

Enkaino Tsukiko: we'reall nuts
Enkaino Tsukiko: *looks through old admin board posts*
Enkaino Tsukiko: "See the face? I'M GONNA EAT YOU!! I'M BIGGER THAN YOU!! I'M HIGHER IN THE FOOD CHAIN!! GET IN MY BEEEEELLLLLLLLLLYYYY!!" - RikiKikiTaco

"Do I have to invite Princess Ai in here to keep up the posts?" - Kaitou, regarding the dead admin board

"I don't mind who you invite in as long as it's not Al Gore." - Shampy, RE: Kaitou's post.

"Ooo! Lookie! Another freak of nature! **plays the side show music**" - Yuffie Kisaragi

Enkaino Tsukiko: annnd wb :P
Enkaino Tsukiko: we've got some great stuf in there :-)
Enkaino Tsukiko: "Did you "Flip the switch" Tranq? *laughs at the thought of Tranq being an executioner* Glitter mallets all around I bet." - *Sailor Moon*
Enkaino Tsukiko: "Hey guys. I found the board. Okay, bye. O_o" - Lance Wisteria
Enkaino Tsukiko: LoL
Enkaino Tsukiko: "I couldn't care less what they think they can hack. Frankly it is not my syhstems they are hacking, but those of huge coroporations which I'l make certain to get liability charges from." - Kaitou :P
Enkaino Tsukiko: "It's slowly turning into "As the Anime Globe Turns"..and I think we all have season tickets.x.x" - Riki Kiki Taco
Enkaino Tsukiko: "Too much booting will make us no better than newbies." Lina INverse
Enkaino Tsukiko: "Humans bicker because we are very lazy beings with little to do. Animals spend their entire lives surviving...humans have that covered. We have a lot of spare time and energy, and this is what we do with it. Hmm...let's all go swimming!!!"-- rikikikitaco
Enkaino Tsukiko: "Help! I'm stuck in idiot land!" - Lance wisteria
Enkaino Tsukiko: ^^;
Enkaino Tsukiko: "*Ti-chan is sitting in a tent, scribbling in a notebook* day fifteen...once more, I have recieved contact from zee outside world. Again, zees strange, encoded message appears to have no meaning. Have I discovered zee only living unintelligent life formz? Zee experiments prove that there may be an entire race of zeeze species out there...Titanite. *shuts the notebook, including the note from the unintelligent life form*
(For those of you familiar with my "Email from Dubbies" ICQ messages......here we have another would-be role player.)

DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT THERE ARE NO OUTER SENSH ? WELL YOU NEVER SAID THAT THERE COULD BE OUITER SENSHIS FROM THE FUTURE ! I MAY NOT BE THE SMARTES 11 YEAR OLD THERE EVER WAS BUT I KNOW DAMN WELL THAT YOU SAID NO TO EACH OF MY THINGS ! I HAD SENT YOU AN EMAIL ABOUT MY FREACKIN CHARACTER AND YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING BACK TO ME , SO I TRIED AGAIN WITH SOMEONE DIFFERANT , BUT YOU SAID NO , AND I KNOW IT IS NOT ME WHO NEEDS THE FREACKING BRAIN TRANSPLANT , BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS PROBABLY WORKING BETER THAT YOURS EVER HAS OR WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *declares this post to be 'ti on crack'*
Enkaino Tsukiko: the classification of dubbies
*basic dubbie - watches dubbed anime, and is an avid fan of "Serena, Raye, Amy, Lita, and Mina." Not harmful.
*pokedubbie 9
Enkaino Tsukiko: (akableeding idiot) - avid fan of "sailor moon, hero yooie, and pikachu"
*half a working brain cell - uses the "proper" jp names, but still refers to dub moments.
*attention seekers - the ones who flood and TALK IN ALL CAPS HALF OF THE TIME
*bleeding idiots v2 - TALK IN ALL CAPS ALL OF THE ITME, MISPEL EVIREYTHING, AND DOESN'T QUITE GET WHY WE ARE WARNING THEM.
*future politicians - email kaitou constantly begging for admin powers. patronize other admins to try and get their pwds.
*worst nightmare- all of above in one dubbie." - riki kiki taco
Enkaino Tsukiko: *giggles*
Enkaino Tsukiko: "by the way, never, EVER eat something you baked and thinik needs to cooik a little more." - me
Enkaino Tsukiko: ^^;;;
Enkaino Tsukiko: I had a bad experience with brownies :P
Enkaino Tsukiko: "I am way too busy to waste yet another two hours calling the server (1 hour on hold, 40 min to find someone whose computer expertise goes beyond the "Robotic drone reading a manual" level, another 10 min to explain myh problem in such a way that their staff can understand, 5 min to be given the it's on your end reply and 3 min to refute that, another 1 min for them to say oh yeah thats right we did do..." and one minute to fix it. - Kaitou
Enkaino Tsukiko: "and for the record I am NO threat to Kiki...there now stop asking me if I like Kaitou...Kiki, stop laughing." - Minako
Enkaino Tsukiko: "the alligator that was occupying our lake has been removed..^vv^" - Kiki
Enkaino Tsukiko: **Lina has had too much sugar, to make things worse Lina is still awake and it's 4AM, AND Lina is going to regret it all when she wakes in the morning---why is Lina talking in third person? Lina doesn't know. Maybe Lina is thinking it's the sugar talking FOR Lina? Yes, Lina thinks this must be so! GWAHHAHWahHAGagHwhaHAHgahwa---lon's really nice, actually--give him a change Kiki** - Lina
Enkaino Tsukiko: "admins are like cops..some will let you get away with going 5 miles over the limit, some will get you at 1 mile. ^vv^" - kiki
Enkaino Tsukiko: (yes!!! the scary "rowr rowr rowr grrrrrrrr" face!!!) *ahem* - Kiki
Enkaino Tsukiko: "I know I'm not Hino Rei but there are crows outside my window every morning and I keep having bad feelings when I stare into the fire!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! **smacks into the wall and passes out**" -lina
Enkaino Tsukiko: "taken from "little bunny foo foo" by...eek, maat-knows-who.

Little T-chan Foo Foo by Kiki and Titanite.

Little T-chan Foo Foo hoppin through the moon chat pickin the dubbies and thwackin' them on the head..
and down came evil party pooper kaitou-sama, and HE said..
"little t-chan foo foo I don't wanna see you pickin on the dubbies and thwackin' em on the head..
I'll give you three warnings, and if you don't behave, I'll take away your anime tapes!"*..

*repeat until you use up all the warnings (should be three times, unless you have odd counting skills). the last one should be -->

...and HE said..
"you've used up all your warnings, now I'm going to take away your anime collection!"
and little t-chan foo foo thwacked him over the head.

* - Kaitou can do anything..even take away Titanite's anime collection. =p Which only exists in the DKR. GO READ!!!" -- Kiki
Enkaino Tsukiko: "We could all pay a visit to the "Men in White Coats" . . hey, that could be a movie. O_o""
Enkaino Tsukiko: "Admins in Black" brought to you by the same producers of "Kaitou's Angels"
Enkaino Tsukiko: sadly...Kaitou's Angels is real...^^;;
Enkaino Tsukiko: Minako, and me..and..who was the third one?
Enkaino Tsukiko: (I drew us all in polyester and then I lost th epicture. darn. coulda scanned it :P)
Enkaino Tsukiko: hehehehe
Enkaino Tsukiko: "What?! Kaitou's dead! NOW WAY! Err--- I get his Palm Pilot thingy!---I mean... T_T boo-hoo.. he's really dead?! Oh, the horror.. now I can't steal his anime and----- O.O; I didn't say nothin'.... yeah yeah... good joke, Lon! : D Hahahahahahahahah--- OH! and check my reply to my "Grrrrrrr...!!! MAD MAD MAD!!!" message... :P you little fuddy duddy, we didn't mean YOU!" - lina
Enkaino Tsukiko: ^^;;;
Enkaino Tsukiko: Lol, "Hello Miss Kiki's mom, ma'am." You didn't honestly expect us to ask that did you? Sound funny though. If we asked for Kiki and if your mom said "Waa?" We could say, "Yep, your daughters a ferret!" >_< - *Sailor Moon*
Enkaino Tsukiko: hehehe
Enkaino Tsukiko: "Wing > who are you
Calcite L>> Calcite, as in the admin who just gagged you."
Enkaino Tsukiko: "Wing > how did you become a admin
Calcite >> I bribed the other admins to vote for me
Wing > o
Calcite >> yup"
Enkaino Tsukiko: *giggles*
Enkaino Tsukiko: "Ti, Psychotic Psychoplasm Mallet Wielder and Keeper of the Moron Menagerie" - me
Enkaino Tsukiko: lol! I found it!
Enkaino Tsukiko: Kaitou's Angels!!
Enkaino Tsukiko: "*walks in and leans against a tree, arms crossed, and has on an all black 70's style out fit and pulls out a pistol*
Today, Ti-chan, Azurite, Myself, and Minako, held our own against.. * Dun dun dun dun* Tom, the incessant disgruntled poster who delights in silly rants of disgusting proportions. We stopped him, for todays episode. See you tomorrow on anoteher episode , of Kaitou's Angels... with Kiki our boss Angel." - *Sailor Moon*
Enkaino Tsukiko: "And we have polyester fukus, too!" - me
Enkaino Tsukiko: "**Walks in with a Blue and while 70's outfit* Kaitou Angels MAKE UP..*transforms into a Polyester Fuku*

*POSES*

with her mallet of course ^_~

heheheh KAITOUS ANGELS!"
Enkaino Tsukiko: that was koko
Enkaino Tsukiko: hehehehe
Enkaino Tsukiko: AHH! Ifound my very first anime globe signature!!
Enkaino Tsukiko: "~Titanite
Psychotic Youma Admin and Keeper of the Harpies
"There are two theories to arguing with me. Neither one works."" hehe
Enkaino Tsukiko: uhoh
Enkaino Tsukiko: someone's awake
Enkaino Tsukiko: farewell
Enkaino Tsukiko: *runs off*
Enkaino Tsukiko signed off at 6:00:16 AM.

Enkaino Tsukiko: did you know that if you play Popeye's theme on the harp, your parents give you REALLY weird looks? :D

Enkaino Tsukiko : Mom: "Is she attacking the loveseat, or is the loveseat attacking her?"
Dad: "I think she's making out with it."
Enkaino Tsukiko : Mom: "Does that mean we're going to have little furnitures running around the house?"
Enkaino Tsukiko : ^^;; I was lying down on the loveseat laughing hysterically ^^;;;
Enkaino Tsukiko : ^___^ and people think I'm weird online.

Enkaino Tsukiko : I AM THE EVIL YOUMA NEERDOO! HAND OVER YOUR NERDS, AND NO ONE WILL BE HURT!

Enkaino Tsukiko: help c.c it's after me c.c the evil "I-stick-ice-cubes-down-your-back-to-motivate-you" monster! oh, the HUMANITY!

Enkaino Tsukiko: MUWAHAHAA!! :runs around with her Star Wars DVD: I'M STILL CORRUPT!! XD
Enkaino Tsukiko: hiii ^^;;
Enkaino Tsukiko: :waving it at her mom: ^^;; all the way home..
Me: >.> you know, Yoda is much cuter than Spock.
Mom: Is not!
Me: Is too!
Enkaino Tsukiko: *^^*
Enkaino Tsukiko: Mom: Is not!
Me: *imitates Yoda* Cuter than Spock I am, yes?
Enkaino Tsukiko: ^^ I'm very strange.
Enkaino Tsukiko: *^^* I pride myself in being strange. The rest of the conversation was weirder though >.>;;;
Enkaino Tsukiko: Mom: *imitating Spock* "My ears are 0.5% pointier than yours."
Yoda: "No! My pointy ears! mineminemine!"
Spock: "I must disagree. Your argument is logically unsound." and so on. @o;
Enkaino Tsukiko: ^____^v we need liiveeess...
Enkaino Tsukiko: I should make that into an away message O.O
Enkaino Tsukiko: muwahahaa!
Enkaino Tsukiko: ^___^
Enkaino Tsukiko: "Me: Yoda is cuter than Spock.
Mom: Is not!
Me: Is too!
Mom: Is not!
Me, imitating Yoda: Cuter than Spock am I, hmm?
Mom, imitating Spock: My ears are 0.5% pointier than yours, and thus I logically claim to be cuter than you are.
Me/Yoda: Yoda: No! My pointy ears! mineminemine! *whacks with stick*
Spock: I must disagree. Your argument is logically unsound."

Enkaino Tsukiko: *giggles* I found the admin chat where we all got married :D
Enkaino Tsukiko: hai!!
Enkaino Tsukiko: "Kaitou Ace> Feh =p
Tranq-Bob> The feh! *points* ^^;;;;;"
Enkaino Tsukiko: "Is an admin biscuit kind of like a dog biscuit?"
Enkaino Tsukiko: lol ^^; I was handing out admin biscuits
Enkaino Tsukiko: then I went back into the chat room as Bob.. Oo;
Enkaino Tsukiko: ^^
Enkaino Tsukiko: "Lina Inverse> AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Tranq is one of -THEM-?!"
Enkaino Tsukiko: so then I told Lina why I was using the name Bob
Enkaino Tsukiko: and she left and came back in as "Sthephen"
Enkaino Tsukiko: and was asked if she has a lisp, and so she said yesh, and Kiki said "lithph"
Enkaino Tsukiko: which is a very strange word...
Enkaino Tsukiko: so then Lance left the room and re-entered as Lilly...
Enkaino Tsukiko: lol yeah. cause Lance is a guy and Lina and I switched to guys' names, so he joined the club and started using a girl's name...
Enkaino Tsukiko: and then Shtephen said I'hm fihne....how are yohoo? which is also very strange
Enkaino Tsukiko: and Kiki decided she was asexual from then on =p
Enkaino Tsukiko: and we made Kaitou go "O_o;;"
Enkaino Tsukiko: so then EVP left and came back as Danielle.. (his name is Dan)
Enkaino Tsukiko: so another admin re-entered as Angie instead of Trowa Barton...
Enkaino Tsukiko: and Kiki left and came back in as John...
Enkaino Tsukiko: and Kaitou kept going "O_o;;"
Enkaino Tsukiko: and then someone came in as Igor, only it wasn't Kaitou...
Enkaino Tsukiko: I think Kiki was Igor...
Enkaino Tsukiko: and then Kaitou left...
Enkaino Tsukiko: and came in as Gary...
Enkaino Tsukiko: and then Lilly turned into Racheal...
Enkaino Tsukiko: and Shtephen left and came in as John the demented...
Enkaino Tsukiko: and I switched to "Suishou Uchuu"
Enkaino Tsukiko: for whatever reason..
Enkaino Tsukiko: Kaitou said it was very confusing.. *reads*
Enkaino Tsukiko: this thing is ten pages long or so =P
Enkaino Tsukiko: lol and then we have an oxymoron comment from someone who came in as Audrey.. I'm not sure who Audrey is.. Audrey is kiki's real name
Enkaino Tsukiko: "Audrey> and Tranq is the normal one here o_O"
Enkaino Tsukiko: to which Gary hahas =p
Enkaino Tsukiko: and so we reset the chatroom after the meeting and came in on our weird names
Enkaino Tsukiko: (K-chan, Lina, Tranq-Bob, Racheal, Princess Venus, John the Demented, Kaitou Ace...))
Enkaino Tsukiko: but Kaitou was Audrey and Igor was Gary and it got very confusing at that point...
Enkaino Tsukiko: and then someone came in as Bob T. Typo Demon.. oh, wait, that's me. lol...
Enkaino Tsukiko: and Gary said I was scary =P hey, that rhymes!! ^^
Enkaino Tsukiko: and Kiki/Kaitou curled up in Kaitou/Gary's lap as a dubbie came in...
Enkaino Tsukiko: and we got Kaitou to roll on the floor laughing with tears in his eyes o_o wow..
Enkaino Tsukiko: *giggle*
Enkaino Tsukiko: and Kiki/Kaitou said "maat, I did nmy nails once.. ." and the dubbie thought it was the REAL Kaitou...
Enkaino Tsukiko: oh, wait, there isn't a dubbie, someone came in as "Anne" but it's an admin...
Enkaino Tsukiko: and Gary (Kaitou) said "no dubbies though ;_;" I never thought I'd see him say THAT...
Enkaino Tsukiko: ooh! a dubbie a dubbie!
Enkaino Tsukiko: and someone forgot who they originally were so we had to sort that out..
Enkaino Tsukiko: and someone thought that Bob/me was Kaitou/Gary.. O_o
Enkaino Tsukiko: and Lina's boyfriend came in as her because she came in as him
Enkaino Tsukiko: and then promptly said "I feel like a sexy vixen!"
Enkaino Tsukiko: Gary> <--- is a wierd guy with a strange accent O_o;;
Enkaino Tsukiko: *looks for the part where they all get married*
Enkaino Tsukiko: Gary> this needs to go into the "chat hall of fame" muwahahaaa behold thine worst nightmare, oniisama!! ^vv^
Enkaino Tsukiko: ...*coughs* the last part was me.. *resumes reading*
Lady Megana: *giggles*
Enkaino Tsukiko: wooow...Kaitou said eep.. has he ever said eep? *giggle*
Enkaino Tsukiko: Kaitou Ace> *tosses palm pilot*
Gary> iiiee!!!
Enkaino Tsukiko: Kaitou Ace> hmm...*rumages through pockets somre more*
Gary> *jups for it*
Enkaino Tsukiko: Gary> O_o;;
Gary> jumps
Enkaino Tsukiko: Kaitou Ace> hey, there's the cell phone.. .
Kaitou Ace> *runs up the bill calling...umm....someone*
Gary> O_o;;
Enkaino Tsukiko: Kaitou Ace> *sends entire anime collection fo Florida*
Gary> -_-;;
Enkaino Tsukiko: ^^ I'm enjoying this immensely.
Enkaino Tsukiko: Aunt Gertrude> Whoa nellie is right that prune juice is kickin in! *Runs out the door*
Gary: 0_o
Enkaino Tsukiko: lol, GoL's in here too..she's not an admin yet so she doesn't know what's going on...
Enkaino Tsukiko: Goddess of Love> This chat hasn't turned lesbien on me has it?!?!?!?!?!
Enkaino Tsukiko: O___o and Kaitou said "ackies" O___o;;;
Enkaino Tsukiko: Gary> <-- has no idea who he is O_o;;
Enkaino Tsukiko: Bob T. Typo Demon> this is too insane even for ME!
Lina Inverse> --Jumps on Bob-- MARRY ME YOU FOOL!
Enkaino Tsukiko: Gary> who is sane here? O_o
Enkaino Tsukiko: Gary> Kaitou I love you!
Enkaino Tsukiko: lol
Enkaino Tsukiko: Kaitou Ace> Gary: I love you more =p
Enkaino Tsukiko: Gary> i am crushed ;_;
Enkaino Tsukiko: Godess of Love> HELP???
Gary> there is no HELP here
Gary> it ran off a while back
Enkaino Tsukiko: Kaitou Ace> wouldn't anyone here like to marry a webmaster?
Gary> me! me!
Enkaino Tsukiko: Gary> think of the power.. the prestige...
Enkaino Tsukiko: Kaitou Ace> crikey, where's the priest!!!!
Gary> the flames O_o;;
Bob T. Typo Demon> o.o
Enkaino Tsukiko: Kaitou Ace> we're dubbies, we're all catholics!! we all want priests!! =p
Gary> and we all are right!!!!
Kaitou Ace> yes!!!!
Kaitou Ace> our opinions are the only ones!!
Gary> haha
Enkaino Tsukiko: Alneris> We're here today to make these two husband and husband.
Kaitou Ace> lol
Gary> yes! i mean YES!
Gary> O_o;;
Enkaino Tsukiko: Alneris> *Looks at Kaitou-san* do you?
Kaitou Ace> HAI!!!!
Alneris> *Looks at Gary.* DO you?
Kaitou Ace> YES YES YES!!!
Gary> yes
Enkaino Tsukiko: Alneris> Then it's settled!
Alneris> You may kiss the other person!
Gary> ^¯^
Enkaino Tsukiko: Godess of Love> WAIT....WHO IS FEMALE AND WHO IS MALE???????I'M CONFUSED!!!
Enkaino Tsukiko: Gary> we really are wierd O_o;;
Enkaino Tsukiko: Kaitou Ace> no we're n
Kaitou Ace> not
Enkaino Tsukiko: Bob T. Typo Demon> SAVE ME!! O_O
Audrey> ::drags him back to the alter::
Bob T. Typo Demon> *screams all the way*
Audrey> ::sits him down::
Enkaino Tsukiko: Kaitou Ace> having trouble, Audrey?
Gary> ok i think that most of us are admins, right? O_o;;
Enkaino Tsukiko: Alneris> *Looks at Audrey* Do you?
Kaitou Ace> I"m not =p
Audrey> Of course ^_~
Audrey> ::duct tapes Bob's mouth closed::
Alneris> *Looks at Bob.* Do you?
Alneris> Good, then it's settled.
Enkaino Tsukiko: Audrey> ::nods Bob's head yes::
Enkaino Tsukiko: Alneris> You two are husband and wife.
Kaitou Ace> lol, Audrey...
Bob T. Typo Demon> Um, I'm not sure about my identity anymmmmfff!! *has mouth taped shut*
Kaitou Ace> there ya go!!!
Alneris> You may kiss someone besides me.
Enkaino Tsukiko: Audrey> ::throws Bob over her shoulder and carries her off for their honeymoon::
Gary> O_o
Enkaino Tsukiko: Kaitou Ace> yes, Alernis, I'm really kaitou ace...
Kaitou Ace> no, really!!!
Kaitou Ace> no, i swear!!
Gary> who are we sacrificing at the altar?
Kaitou Ace> i'm ka...err..how do you spell that again?
Enkaino Tsukiko: Audrey> o_O ::throws Bob on the alter::
Gary> ack!
Audrey> i only wanted his money anyways =p
<Alneris> *Grabs Gary* Thanks for vounteering.
Enkaino Tsukiko: Bob T. Typo Demon> @.x *is thrown on altar*
Alneris> *Straps him to the altar*
Gary> volunteering? O_o
Gary> i was volunteered!
Audrey> o_O
Bob T. Typo Demon> *is going to be sacrificed without writing a will first*
Alneris> Sorry.... this is how it is in chatrooms.
Enkaino Tsukiko: Alneris> *Takes out siringe.*
Kaitou Ace> <---forgot who he/she/it was..
Alneris> You won't feel a thing.
Gary> ok...
Alneris> *Pokes Gary*
Bob T. Typo Demon> O_________O
Audrey> ::writes a fake will for Bob and gives everything to herself::
Audrey> o_O
Enkaino Tsukiko: Gary> time to go back to what passes for normal in here
Enkaino Tsukiko: Kaitou Ace> wait... *writes out a fake will for Gary leaving him/her/it his palm pilot*
Enkaino Tsukiko: Kaitou Ace> that was fun
Enkaino Tsukiko: ((after switching back to normal self, that last one REALLY IS kaitou =p)
Enkaino Tsukiko: Kaitou Ace> <--- Gary
EVP> Now watch us do that around 7- 8:00
Tranq> *people from the Looney Bin drive up*
EVP> <---- Alneris
Tranq> <--- Bob T. Typo Demon
Tasuki> <---Audrey o_O
Kiki> <---liebling ^vv^
Enkaino Tsukiko: Godess of Love> LOLOLOLOL!
Lance Wisteria> <---- Teresa
Kiki> <---Kaitou Ace
Ashton The Dark Templar> <---Line!
Ashton The Dark Templar> Lina*
Enkaino Tsukiko: the end ^^

Enkaino Tsukiko: o.o; will you please give your boyfriend some food?
Enkaino Tsukiko: he just ate me u.u;
Enkaino Tsukiko: because he missed brunch u.u;;
Enkaino Tsukiko: ^^;;
Enkaino Tsukiko: eeeew...he burped me out u.u;
Enkaino Tsukiko: ^^

Enkaino Tsukiko: Marc) *sitting in chair* *stare at viewscreen*

Steve) Captain... I'm detecting a vessel incoming at high warp...... it's a BORG CUBE.

Cyber) O.O;

Marc) Shields up... all power to the--

Selune) Captain . . . they're opening hailing frequencies . . .

Cyber) ._.;

Marc) ._.;

FELIX) .__.;;

Marc) ....open a channel..

Borg) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PPPPPP!!! @____@;;;;;;

Enkaino Tsukiko: *GASP*
Enkaino Tsukiko: MSN HAS A LITTLE WORD IN THE TOP RIGHT HAND CORNER THAT SAYS HELP!!! XDDD...hi...no, I didn't od on christmas candy...

Enkaino Tsukiko: Oy to the world, the dubbies come! they come to drive us maaaaaaaaad *stumbles in*
Enkaino Tsukiko: *reusmes killing paperclips*

Enkaino Tsukiko: hi Meg o.o I've gone mad and Will is a duck.

Enkaino Tsukiko: *sniff* ..drea..went idle..again.. *GOES ON RP WITHDRAWAAALLLLL*
Enkaino Tsukiko: @___________________@!!!!!

Enkaino Tsukiko: BOOM =D you made Will go *twitch* o.o it was amusing

Enkaino Tsukiko: muwahahahaa
Enkaino Tsukiko: fear me...
Enkaino Tsukiko: for I...
Enkaino Tsukiko: am...
Enkaino Tsukiko: AMPERSAND!
Enkaino Tsukiko: OHOHOHO! *stands in dramatic pose wearing cape with lightning behind her*
Enkaino Tsukiko: I am personish!
Enkaino Tsukiko: I AM THE UGLY GREEN MAN WITH HALITOSIS WHO DOESN'T LIKE MEGGIE WHILE PLAYING BOARDGAMES! =D

Enkaino Tsukiko: boing scarish boing scarish boing scarish allo!
Enkaino Tsukiko: <-- SCARISH =D
Enkaino Tsukiko: jes thought I'd share that..annnd this little nugget of JOY =D
Enkaino Tsukiko: Meggie: I'm strange!
Mom: And this is a newsflash to whom?
Meggie: You.
Mom: No, it's not.
Meggie: Really?
Mom: Yes, really.
Meggie: And when did you first learn this?
Mom: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Meggie: COOL! *skips out* I'm from another galaxy, I'm from another galaxy!
Mom: oi..
Enkaino Tsukiko: enjoyed little facty wacky thingee doodads in the whachamacallit that goes BEEEEEP when you get more of it. *point at outlook* o.o;
Enkaino Tsukiko: that..program thingee that gets stuff o.o;'
Enkaino Tsukiko: the the the the the thingees where it's blah@blah.com and I can't remember what it's called cause my brain is on striiikee!! o_o;; *flail*
Enkaino Tsukiko: @__@ EMAIL! THAT'S IT!
Enkaino Tsukiko: *beats on striking brain* @.@
Enkaino Tsukiko: ^________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Enkaino Tsukiko signed off at 6:57:11 PM.

Enkaino Tsukiko (11:22:18 PM): sailor moon: hi, ACME Insurance? Yeah, I need to file a claim on a 10,000 year old sparkly wand with a biiig diamond in it...
Enkaino Tsukiko (11:22:57 PM): sailor moon: I misplaced it at the north pole - no this is not a jo--they hung up on me!
mars: *snicker*
Enkaino Tsukiko (11:25:04 PM): sailor moon: I'm going to transform now. this sequence is called "the background animators base their paintings off of things seen while on LSD"
Enkaino Tsukiko (11:25:42 PM): sailor moon: the true story....Why Senshi Glow. Should *you* be concerned about radioactivity?
Enkaino Tsukiko (11:25:50 PM): details tonight at 10.

Enkaino Tsukiko (11:32:57 PM): oh no! it's the umbrella of doom!
Enkaino Tsukiko (11:33:29 PM): save me tuxedo mask, save me! =D throw a flower at the umbrella!
Enkaino Tsukiko (11:33:36 PM): *snerk* u.u; okay I'm fine now
Enkaino Tsukiko (11:34:03 PM): oh how cute, mamoru's head talks and sweatdrops in little pink speech bubbles.. @.@
Enkaino Tsukiko (11:34:24 PM): "FEAR ME! I AM THE PINK SPORE! *shoots Usagi*"
Enkaino Tsukiko (11:34:51 PM): "Ohohohohohoo...I shot you =D foreshadowing! I shall turn evil and SPEAR YOU ON MY UMBRELLA OF DOOOOOOOOM!!!"
Enkaino Tsukiko (11:35:29 PM): ^^
Enkaino Tsukiko (11:35:53 PM): and they think she's bad then
Enkaino Tsukiko (11:35:57 PM): and they wonder why
Enkaino Tsukiko (11:36:09 PM): and it's kinda like GEE, you gave the little creature a *toy* that can *drug people* @.@
Enkaino Tsukiko (11:37:15 PM): and they wonder why they can't find babysitters u.u

Enkaino Tsukiko (9:10:24 PM): bumper stickers!!
[Windowstm logo] ...and this is your computer on drugs. Any questions?
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:10:48 PM): C code. C code run. Run, code, run! (please?)
The Klingon Prime Directive: [tiHoH in Klingon font] Kill Them!
Bad cop. Bad BAD cop. NO DONUT.
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:11:50 PM): Death Before Dishonor; Nothing Before Coffee
Welcome to Middle Earth. NOW GO HOME.
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:12:34 PM): The way to a man's heart is between the fourth and fifth ribs
Klingon Empire Survey Vehicle
So many men, so little reason to sleep with any of them ((*ahem* *pokes certain guys to make sure they get that*))
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:14:23 PM): how about Happy Happy Kill Kill
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:14:56 PM): The Few. The Browed. The Klingon Marines.
Men exist because cats won't mow the lawn. Women exist because sheep can't cook. Neither of these things explain children.
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:15:37 PM): Cats don't want to own people. They prefer to lease with an option.
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:16:02 PM): My other vehicle was assimilated by the Borg!
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:16:16 PM): Anything not nailed down is a cat toy!
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:16:28 PM): I think, therefore I am dangerous
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:16:57 PM): An angry Dragon may eat you, but an angry Woman is truly dangerous
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:16:59 PM): XDD
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:17:13 PM): I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am!
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:17:57 PM): C:COFFEE.EXE NOT FOUND <A>bort, <R>etry, < B>rew another pot?
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:18:30 PM): I did not escape, I have a day pass!
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:18:47 PM): Forget Love - I want to fall in Chocolate
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:19:00 PM): XD
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:19:08 PM): B-5/DS9 - Boldly going in circles where no TV shows have gone before (this week)
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:19:27 PM): Will Write Code for Food
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:19:41 PM): KPLA All Klingon, all the time
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:19:49 PM): I am perfectly sane. The little voices in my head told me so!
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:20:00 PM): XD
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:20:27 PM): Cats humor us because they know that their ancestors ate ours.
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:20:49 PM): Dogs think men are gods. Cats are not so easily deluded.
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:20:54 PM): Yes, I've heard of "decaf." What's your point?
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:21:07 PM): Are you sure this isn't just a live-action roleplaying game?
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:21:46 PM): Always remember: Pillage first, THEN burn!
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:21:57 PM): My life may be weird, but at least it's not boring!
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:22:10 PM): I like noise. I need noise. When it's too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying.
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:22:42 PM): Do autoparanoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog theat's out to get them?
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:22:58 PM): Had a life. Traded it for a faster modem
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:23:16 PM): In space, your cat can't hear you open the can
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:23:28 PM): You! Out of the gene pool!
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:23:49 PM): To a dog, you're one of the family. To a cat, you're one of the help.
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:24:13 PM): Out of mind - Back in 5 minutes
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:24:35 PM): Why suffer from insanity when you can revel in it?
Enkaino Tsukiko (9:24:52 PM): *^^*

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