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* Koshka throws few cokes at MyQueensKnight
MyQueensKnight: Ow ;_;
* MyQueensKnight cries
Koshka) nyohohoho~
MyQueensKnight: I'll show you!
* MyQueensKnight throws a Keg full of Hi-C at Koshka
* Koshka watchs the keg fly and sidesteps it
Lady_Meg: such unusual weapons we choose
* MyQueensKnight watches as the keg spills. Moments later the Kool-Aid man burst through the wall
* MyQueensKnight is now known as Kool-Aid_Man
* Ayanami shoots it.
Kool-Aid_Man: Ooooh yeah!
Ayanami: No. Just no.
Ayanami: Die.
Kool-Aid_Man: Oooh no!
Koshka: Hmmm~ *throws a pump into it and drains the koolaid
* Kool-Aid_Man shatters and spills
Koshka: aw, the bullet beats me to it XD
* Kool-Aid_Man is now known as MyQueensKnight
Lady_Meg: poor Kool-Aid Man ;_; didn't stand a chance there
Hazuki: full moon? I'd be wondering more about planetary alignments at this point o_O
* Lady_Meg grins
Ayanami: No, it didn't.
* MyQueensKnight is now known as Juggernaut
Juggernaut: Noone pegs the Juggernaut!
* Juggernaut is now known as MyQueensKnight
Ayanami: Lies.
MyQueensKnight: Oh?
MyQueensKnight: Says who?
Ayanami: PG-13.
Ayanami: MPAA says.
MyQueensKnight: MPAA can go rate themselves.
cboisisme: i hope you're all doing something else and not waiting for people to start conversations :P
* Koshka is gaming >>v
Hazuki: I'm planning to take over the world, yes. IRC is a pleasant distraction
Lady_Meg: I love how, at the sound of those words, the Pinky and the Brain theme song starts running through my head...
Hazuki: that's the idea *laughs*
Koshka: heehee
Lady_Meg: my mental image of you is just aaaalll screwed up now Hazuki :P
Hazuki: more than it was before, you mean?
Lady_Meg: well before it was Hazuki. now it's evil-big-foreheaded-mouse-Hazuki.
Hazuki: ...oh, God. My virgin forebrain >_<
Koshka: XD
* Lady_Meg giggles
cboisisme: i love pinky!
Hazuki: Ken-chan: So, what are we going to do tonight? (Hazuki) The same thing we do every night, Ken-chan...*draws sword. Try...to find my long-lost girlfriend
Lady_Meg: XD
MUSH: Lakar laughs. :D
Lady_Meg: now Hazuki, there's a story there just begging to be written ;D
cboisisme: what would it fit under O.o
Lady_Meg: that would take the cake for strangest crossover ever...
Hazuki: "To prove her yuri worth / she'll search all over Earth / Hazuki / Hazuki and the Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken / Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken *BAKA!*"
MUSH: Lakar dies laughing now!
* Lady_Meg dies lau..well, what Lakar said. XD
Hazuki: ...what the hell is wrong with me? @_@
Lady_Meg: you're a genius AND you're insane? ;D
Lady_Meg: pinky+brain in one!
Hazuki: oh, wonderful <<;
* moogle Quit (QUIT: )
* Mimi has joined #shoujoai
* Mimi Quit (QUIT: )
Ayanami: Boing. Boing.
PhoenixFire: *Tosses Aya a ball* Here's a ball, pehaps you could bounce it
Ayanami: I could ingest sugar and poing like Kiki from Sluggy Freelance...
* Lady_Meg readies a camera "Oh please. ^_^"
* Ayanami fears. "You have Bun-Bun, don't you, waiting..."
* Ayanami eats more cookies.
Lady_Meg: *halo*
* moogle has joined #shoujoai
moogle: back
moogle: again
* moogle Quit (QUIT: )
Ayanami: Gone agian.
* Ayanami reaches terminal velocity and begins poinging.
Ayanami: *POING*
Ayanami: *POING*
* Ayanami blows a Rei-sized hole through the wall.
Ayanami: SHINY!
* Ayanami destroys the camera with the Poing shockwave.
Lady_Meg: XD
* moogle has joined #shoujoai
* Lady_Meg always has backups hidden...
Ayanami: Right. You. Moogle. Stay put. :)
moogle: ok
Fi: tehe
Fi: Hi Nei
Nei: hello there. ^ ^
Nana: hi
* Nei Quit (QUIT: )
Fi: Welcome on Nei'd one
Shadowmaster: heylo
Fi: O.o?
Nana: and another...
Nana: ...fast person
Shadowmaster: -a few hours later- hey!
Shadowmaster: evil
Fi: We should nail them to the room when they show up
Shadowmaster: nail gun through the head like in final destination 3!!!!
Nana: ~.
* sensuko secretly installed a trampoline for java users, shhhhh ;)
* Sailor_Dragon bounces up and down on the trampolice
Shadowmaster: TRAMPOLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nana: lol =^.^=
Sailor_Dragon: trampoline
Shadowmaster: FOR JAVA USERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadowmaster: -JUMPS on the trampoline-
Shadowmaster: SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
sensuko: wow ^^;;
* Shadowmaster does gymnastics on the trampoline
* Shadowmaster falls off and breaks neck
Shadowmaster: OWI
* Nana wants one too o.o;
* Fi buries the dead Shadow
* Sailor_Dragon blinks
Sailor_Dragon: But Shadowmaster has no boobies to watch bouncing
* Fi parks a truck over the grave
Ayanami: Hmm.
Sailor_Dragon: The trampoline is wasted on him
Shadowmaster: WAIT! WAIT! IM STILL ALI- -is buried-
Ayanami: Get Meg up there.
* sensuko installs nyannichuan sprinklers over the trampoline
Ayanami: Or that.
sensuko: what, I have nothing to bounce either :P *underweight and it shows*
Sailor_Dragon: But Meg-chan says she has no boobies
Sailor_Dragon: ;_;
Fi: nyannichuan?
Ayanami: Your female, and your awake.
Sailor_Dragon: Wait...
Ayanami: It was worth a shot.
Ayanami: Crap.
Sailor_Dragon: That makes her ideal for gymnastics!
* Sailor_Dragon pops Meg-chan into a cute leotard
Sailor_Dragon: Floor exercises!
sensuko: ^^;;
Fi: Not topheavy?3
* Shadowmaster crawls out of the ground
Shadowmaster: i made it!
* Shadowmaster hangs onto the top ground and tries to pull self up
Fi: darn, I thought I had the wheels over thew coffin
* Shadowmaster pulls self up hits head on the wheels and falls back down the hole
deathinator13: And the prize goes to sensuko
sensuko: ooh what I get?
Nana: ^^;
deathinator13: Um... *Gives sensuko a limited edition, one a kind, extremely rare toothbrush!*
sensuko: O.O!
* sensuko holds up the toothbrush, holy light shines from above, and victory music plays
sensuko: I shall treasure it always... *sniffle*
Izumi_Murasame: *giggles*
deathinator13: This toothbrush may or may not have been purchased at the dollar store down the hill
Izumi_Murasame: lol
sensuko: I think your definitions of "limited edition" "one of a kind" and "extremely rare" are slightly differen from mine :P
deathinator13: XD
sensuko: the question is...how do you define "toothbrush"? ;D
[21:02] * Koto tackles and snuggles Sonata
[21:03] Sonata: acks
[21:03] Sonata: allo Koto ^^;
[21:03] Koto: bored >:I
[21:03] Koto: Do something entertaining
[21:03] * Miyumi dances.
[21:03] * Sonata balances a potato on her nose
[21:03] * Koto giggles
[21:04] * Koto steals the potato and carves Rei's name in it, and then scurries over to Miyumi with a huggle~
[21:04] Sonata: noooo my potato!
[21:04] Miyumi: :3
[21:04] Koto: I miss Rei-chan -.- I wish she would wake up~
[21:05] Koto: Miyumi ;_; tell me a story about me and Rei-chan, okay? And make me a super cool prince!
[21:05] * Miyumi blinks and thinks for a moment.
[21:05] sliver-chan: rei and Koto
[21:06] Miyumi: Once upon a time there was a prince... Umm...
[21:07] Miyumi: The prince was well-loved throughout the land... And, uhh...
[21:07] Koto: Miyumi-chan was the prince's loyal maid girl
[21:07] Miyumi: :o
[21:07] Koto: and she cleaned out Koto's smelly room for her xD
[21:07] * Miyumi blushes.
[21:07] sliver-chan: then something happened that would be banned from disney animation and they both lived happily ever after
[21:07] * Koto thwaps sliver
[21:07] Koto: it needs to be longer
[21:07] sliver-chan: btw, Koto
[21:07] Koto: let's see...
[21:07] Koto: hm?
[21:08] sliver-chan: how's ur abs?
[21:08] sliver-chan: is it still abs or flab?
[21:08] Koto: ahaha! Well, I haven't been working on them
[21:08] Koto: but I'm losing weight
[21:08] Koto: so you can see 'em, but there's not much there
[21:08] sliver-chan: but there is something down there :3
[21:08] Koto: yeah, there's always been
[21:09] Koto: anyways...
[21:09] sliver-chan: u miss rei~sama? :3
[21:09] Koto: hmmm, Koto and Miyumi were spending a warm and sunny day together outside on Koto's horse...
[21:09] Koto: and Miyumi was clinging to Koto cheerfully, and suddenly--
[21:10] Koto: Out of the brush, a evil sliver-sama appeared and tackled Koto evilly
[21:10] Koto: and then evilly kidnapped Miyumi-chan
[21:10] sliver-chan: oh evil~
[21:10] * Koto giggles
[21:10] sliver-chan: then she did something so evil, not even the eviliest of all evil can even compare and not even the thesaurus have a word for it..
[21:11] Koto: So, Koto was at a loss, so she ran back home and saw Queen Sonata
[21:11] * Koto thinks
[21:11] * Miyumi wonders if this is a bad thing or a good thing.
[21:11] sliver-chan: queen sonata eh
[21:11] * StarCross has joined #shoujoai
[21:12] * Sonata is now known as Queen_Sonata
[21:12] Queen_Sonata: why not? ^_^
[21:12] Koto: And then Queen Sonata told her prince Koto-kun to search for the evil witch sliver-sama in the evil forest of evil~
[21:12] * Koto is now known as Prince_Koto
[21:12] StarCross: Are we missing people here?
[21:12] sliver-chan: ok, since koto is a bit bishounen, we'll go with that
[21:12] Prince_Koto: But Koto wasn't sure if she could risk it, so she decided to run around town in search of something to fight the evil witch with
[21:13] Prince_Koto: but instead, she saw a beautiful maiden resting by the royal garden, carelessly lounging in the sun
[21:13] Prince_Koto: and Prince Koto couldn't help but admire her beauty~ It was Rei-chan~
[21:13] * sliver-chan inserts blurry flowery screen with butterflies and hearts floating about
[21:13] StarCross: ???
[21:14] Prince_Koto: but then sliver-sama came out of nowhere and kidnapped her too, so Koto was furious
[21:14] sliver-chan: O_O
[21:14] * Miyumi eats popcorn and watches the movie. :3
[21:14] sliver-chan: OMFG WHAT
[21:14] Prince_Koto: sliver-sama had stolen her two favorite women, so what was Koto going to do?
[21:14] sliver-chan: go to a dramatic pose
[21:14] sliver-chan: at the edge of a cliff
[21:14] sliver-chan: while a strong wave bangs it, sparkling the sky with tiny bits of water
[21:14] sliver-chan: then say something heroic
[21:14] sliver-chan: or something << >>
[21:14] sliver-chan: i dunno
[21:15] Miyumi: No, shes going to chase you and beat you with a tuna. :P
[21:15] Queen_Sonata: now this is what I call an interactive sotry
[21:15] Queen_Sonata: story*
[21:15] Prince_Koto: Hmmm
[21:15] sliver-chan: oh nasty~
[21:16] Prince_Koto: So then the sweet princess Seraya came up to the troubled Koto and...
[21:16] Prince_Koto: hmm
[21:16] Miyumi: Kissed?
[21:16] sliver-chan: then offer a tickle >>
[21:16] Prince_Koto: So!
[21:17] Prince_Koto: Princess Seraya gave Koto a powerful sword from the husband/wife or king/queen to Queen Sonata, King Herb...And Koto...hmm
[21:17] Prince_Koto: I'm running out of ideas, here
[21:17] sliver-chan: go on
[21:17] sliver-chan: just be random
[21:17] sliver-chan: you'll get there
[21:18] Queen_Sonata: it's the Super Magical Royal Tuna Sword of Power
[21:18] Prince_Koto: So, Koto took the sword and ran off into the woods
[21:18] Miyumi: Thus Koto took the sword and went out to find Sliver-sama... And she trips down the stairs and busts the sword. :x
[21:18] Prince_Koto: XD
[21:18] sliver-chan: ....
[21:18] Prince_Koto: okay, let's say that happens
[21:18] Prince_Koto: So the sword is busted, and Koto is left sitting there thinking she's a total failure
[21:18] sliver-chan: then a fi-balloon came by
[21:18] Prince_Koto: But she went to the woods anyways
[21:18] Queen_Sonata: first my potato, then my sword... >.<
[21:19] sliver-chan: then thought about nothing but woods
[21:19] Prince_Koto: listen~
[21:19] * sliver-chan snickers
[21:19] Prince_Koto: it's getting better~
[21:19] Prince_Koto: She runs into the woods, and finds herself at yet another loss, because in the middle of the woods seems to be a large lake
[21:19] Prince_Koto: with no bridge!
[21:19] sliver-chan: OMG
[21:19] Queen_Sonata: is it a nyannichuan lake?
[21:19] Prince_Koto: So, in fear of damaging her awesome looking prince clothes--Koto searches for another way to get by without swimming
[21:20] Prince_Koto: --yes, it's a nyannichuan lake
[21:20] sliver-chan: oh :3
[21:20] Queen_Sonata: :D
[21:20] Prince_Koto: But she finds--A slightly evil seductress waiting on the edge of the lake
[21:21] Prince_Koto: But being oblivious, Koto doesn't realize this, and asks the woman for directions
[21:21] sliver-chan: who wears an afro wig and big sunglasses and who knows ka-ra-te
[21:21] Prince_Koto: no~
[21:21] Prince_Koto: It's Jasmine, let's say
[21:21] sliver-chan: i miss jasmine
[21:21] MUSH: Ayame has disconnected.
[21:21] Prince_Koto: So...Jasmine..
[21:21] * Queen_Sonata sits with Miyumi and steals some popcorn
[21:22] Miyumi: Tells you directions across the lake... But she doesn't mention that the directions go straight to her home.
[21:22] Prince_Koto: tries to seduce Koto, but then the beautiful prince remembers she has to save and rescue the two and only women in her life~ So she must resist~
[21:22] Miyumi: Or that. *looks at Sonata*
[21:22] * Miyumi snoozes on Sonata.
[21:22] Prince_Koto: Wait, don't fall asleep! xD
[21:22] Queen_Sonata: more popcorn for me ^_^ *petpets Miyumi*
[21:22] Prince_Koto: --so, Koto being Koto, gets seduced anyways
[21:23] Prince_Koto: and then continues on, because it does nothing, and it had to affect in the first place, what was the point of that scene?
[21:23] sliver-chan: then a big bad wolf invaded the koto land and eats everyone. the end!
[21:23] Miyumi: No choice... Last two days of school are tomorrow and Tuesday.
[21:23] Prince_Koto: So somehow, without you viewers finding out, Koto makes it across the lake
[21:23] Prince_Koto: :P
[21:23] * Prince_Koto kisses Miyumi goodnight then~
[21:23] Miyumi: Night night.
[21:24] sliver-chan: <---this would make haruhi proud
[21:24] Prince_Koto: Alright, so Miyumi falls asleep in the story too
[21:24] * Miyumi blushies and giggles, having been kissed by prince Koto.
[21:24] * Miyumi is now known as MiyumiZZZ
[21:24] Prince_Koto: and sliver gets bored with her, so she safetly returns her home, because she wasn't squirming, and let's face it, that's just not entertaining
[21:25] Prince_Koto: Eventually, Koto makes it to the evil witch's cabin..(she had a cabin?) Made out of candy
[21:25] sliver-chan: that would make every dieting girls cry and curse
[21:25] Queen_Sonata: how evil!
[21:25] Prince_Koto: Yes, Koto had to take care of her abs! What was she going to do?
[21:26] Prince_Koto: Plus she didn't have a sword, so how was she supposed to fight?
[21:26] sliver-chan: i could suggest usage of candy canes << >>
[21:26] Prince_Koto: oohhh, good idea
[21:27] Prince_Koto: yes, so, Koto rips one of the candy canes off of the cabin in order to fight the evil witch
[21:27] Queen_Sonata: taking suggestions from the evil witch? is that a good idea?
[21:27] Prince_Koto: but, little did she know, the candy cane was the main support of the cabin, and it all came crashing down! Squishing the witch.
[21:27] sliver-chan: with symmetric dockings?
[21:27] Prince_Koto: And Rei, somehow making it out alive, ran into Koto's arms~
[21:28] Prince_Koto: [21:28] sliver-chan: i always thought rei was the 'guy' in the relationship, but ok
[21:28] Prince_Koto: ROFL
[21:28] Prince_Koto: XD
[21:28] Prince_Koto: Yeah, okay..
[21:29] Prince_Koto: so anyways, Prince Koto carries Rei home, somehow making it back across the lake all the way to the castle because, Rei twisted her ankle--even though she ran into Koto's arms earlier with ease.
[21:30] Prince_Koto: and Queen Sonata rewarded Koto--well, she was going to, until she figured out what Koto did to her sword
[21:30] Prince_Koto: so, instead, Koto was grounded
[21:30] Queen_Sonata: Koto, go to your room!
[21:30] Queen_Sonata: ...you can take Rei with you
[21:30] * Prince_Koto pouts
[21:31] Prince_Koto: and so, they all lived happily ever after
[21:31] Prince_Koto: except sliver, who was squished
[21:31] Prince_Koto: and Miyumi, who fell asleep before the story ended
[21:31] sliver-chan: you made disney cry
[21:31] Prince_Koto: ...and Queen Sonata, because that sword was expensive
[21:31] Queen_Sonata: and I still want my potato back
[21:31] Prince_Koto: So I'd say the only person who won here was Rei
[21:32] Prince_Koto: well, I guess she twisted her ankle..
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